Sarah Palin now has an online teevee thing, and although it is behind a paywall, somehow we all got treated to this beautiful piece of…slurred prose? Self-parody? Deep-level satire? I have to share the sentiments in Jezebel’s headline – “Sarah Palin Hits Peak Palin and I’m More Concerned Than Anything Else” – just a little bit, as something of an ex-boozehound myself. But then you remember that Sarah Palin is a terrible, tight-lipped snowbilly grifter who really, really just wants your money.
Yes, yes, this happened a couple of weeks ago, and Your GoddamnLiberal has been living in a hole for the last year or so, but we must point out that the clip of Elizabeth Warren that she is “responding to” here, is also quite old. So we’re all making untimely comments about shit that is not exactly news. Get over it, and just enjoy the Sadness:
In the clip, she aims to dig at Elizabeth Warren, but instead gets tangled in her biblical references and general muddled disdain. Here’s the text to really drive home how unintelligible the sounds issuing from her mouth are:
“We believe”? Wait, I thought fast food joints, hurh. Don’t you guys think that they’re like of the Devil or somethin’ I was. Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint then ya just don’t believe in, thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or somethin’ so they all go VEGAN and, uh, wages and picket lines I dunno they’re not often discussed in Purgatory, are they? I dunno why are you even worried about fast food wages because dha.
Well, we believe an America where minimum wage jobs they’re not lifetime gigs they’re stepping stone.”