Hello? Is this thing on? Despite my many minutes of research, I have seen no evidence that Ron Paul – or any of his crazy offspring, for that matter – will be participating in this year’s Faith & Family Porn Show, CPAC! Paulbots, where is the outrage?
CPAC 2012 is right around the corner, my miserable friends! This three-day clownfest will be featuring politically active conservatives of all stripes – from gay-haters and gun-lovers to neocons and maybe, if we’re lucky, a warmonger or two.
Every year at this thing the Washington Times conducts a straw poll – and guess who was the winner the last 2 years in a row?! That’s right: Dr. Ron Paul! Maybe it’s just too hectic on the campaign trail to get away for a whole weekend. So who is going?
- Hon. Mitt Romney, Presidential Candidate
- Hon. Newt Gingrich, Presidential Candidate
- Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA, former), Presidential Candidate
Paultards! Quit typing those newsletters and get to work! Hit the message boards, tweet CNN, whatever…do what you do!