Irrelevant? Perhaps. Offensive? Oh yes.

Libtards! Are we going to let this moose-shootin’ fringe-dweller crap all over the symbols of our values??! I say NO! Rage Against the Machine stands for everything that Mama Grizzly and Marshmallow Gingrich do not: real grassroots activism. Actually giving a shit about real people.

The rambling blasphemy:

I say, you know, you gotta rage against the machine at this point in order to defend our republic and save what is good and secure and prosperous about our nation. We need somebody who is engaged in sudden and relentless reform and isn’t afraid to shake it up. Shake up that establishment. So, if for no other reason, to rage against the machine. Vote for Newt, annoy a liberal. Vote Newt. Keep this vetting process going, keep the debate going.

How dare you, lady?

Rage Against the Machine would be throwing up in their graves if they heard this screeching yokel using their name in vain. If they were dead. Which they’re not.



   
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