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Fox News Enemy #1 in the War on Easter: Pagan Egg Hunts

Robin — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 23:46:29 +0000

Useful idiots. They’re everywhere, amirite? Especially in a nation with a gazillion Christians. Some portion of these Christians are fully deranged, and some even smaller portion of those deranged Christians manage to have successful careers in academia. (Murika!) Like this lady, here, Professor Carol Swain from Vanderbilt University, who has reached the Mecca of insane [...]

David Barton Whitesplains Why ‘We Had to Destroy Indian Tribes’ Until They Became Civilized

Robin — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 00:55:48 +0000

There must be something in the Internet Water, because ever since CPAC, the surge of batshit conservative vomit pouring out has been impossible to control. Case in point: fake historian David Barton would like to explain some things about the people that the Europeans had to genocide to steal this Shining City on a Hill [...]

Ralph Reed Makes ‘The Case Against Same-Sex Marriage’, Falls Into Vortex of Circular Logic

Robin — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 01:00:26 +0000

Washed-up grifter Ralph Reed has been popping up, oh, once a year or so, to remind us that he is still not in jail and has some things he would like to say at you. This time it is about teh gayz. Take it away, Right Wing Watch: Reed proceeded to cite some unnamed CEO [...]

Obama Is the Devil: Proof

Robin — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 14:32:12 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘im. The increasingly irrelevant History Channel is apparently airing a series about some incredibly irrelevant and obscure old book called The Bible, and this is their take on the Dark Lord. Get it? It looks like President Obama, who is the Devil! [Buzzfeed]

America Cries: Ed Schultz to Be Replaced by the Smarter, More Thoughtful Chris Hayes

Robin — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 01:59:43 +0000

MSNBC. What is it? I mean, besides the channel next to the channel that your hotel room teevee automatically shows when you turn it on. See, your GoddamnLiberal went from being 100% sucker to only 50% sucker when she told Comcast to shove it and gave up the boob tubes, but kept the internetz, years [...]

Look! These Fox News Figures Strangely Resemble Kids in the Hall Characters

Robin — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 03:40:07 +0000

This may just be the best image I have ever seen.

America’s Most Embarrassing Question: Why. Do. They. Hate Us?

Robin — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 02:08:03 +0000

It is a known fact that Innocent Princess country America has never harmed anyone ever. But would you believe that an increasing number of non-American people want to bomb our brains out anyway? It is true. (If you see something, say something.) READ MORE>>

Allen West Will Now Be Your New, Sexier, Blacker Sarah Palin

Robin — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 13:58:59 +0000

And so launched the lucrative post-government career of one of the most banal, mean-spirited women ever to bounce out of politics and into our laps. (With boners!) West can never dream of topping the Queen.

40 Days to the Obamapocalypse: Can “Pulpit Freedom Sunday” Save America?

Robin — Sat, 29 Sep 2012 19:51:01 +0000

The Apocalypse. What is it? What should we be doing to avoid it/hasten its arrival? (Hint: The answer to both is Israel!) We will all soon find out come November 6th, when our Kenyan Overlord voter-frauds his way into a second term, ushering in the Morally-Crumbling American Hellscape that we thought only existed in the fevered nightmares of The Prophet Rick Santorum (p.b.u.h.).

Ain’t No Hillbillies Gonna Make It To Harvard

Robin — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 13:14:28 +0000

Cognitive Dissonance offers a sad-but-true response to the 'Ain't no homos gonna make it to heaven' video.

Once again, the assholes lay it out.