Oh, there is just so much we have to learn from our Fearless Snowbilly! One thing: she rode on a big bus last summer! And saw some super-American sights! And also, Lincoln! And Reagan!
Seriously, what the fuck is this hack up to? READ MORE>>
Feb 212012
Feb 202012
Uhh, it’s hard to even know what to say about this nonsense.
I’m pretty sure that CNN paid this women to utter that shame-filled “possibly” at the end of the segment, when confronted with the question of hey, does this shit have anything to do with the government or military of Iran? At all? Or is this basically the equivalent of watching my friend Jules bust some moves in his jujitsu class? Oh, the second one? I see. READ MORE>>
Rick Santorum said a lot of off-the-wall crazy shit this weekend, but I’m not going to get bogged down in all of the crazy. I just wanted to point out that in a little yelling match with Bob Schieffer on Face the Nation, he made the following statement about his baby who died shortly after being born. READ MORE>>
Feb 182012
The pressure is on for our precious Princess Mittens.
But – oh god – what will happen if Mittens loses in Michigan? Some people say Armageddon. Others – Alaskan dimwitted snowbillies, mostly – are eying up a last-minute, effortless and unwanted injection of themselves into the race. READ MORE>>
The Republic of Arizona would like its arch enemy, the U.S., to know that they are still up to some weird, nationally disgraceful shit. READ MORE>>
Feb 022012
Libtards! Are we going to let this moose-shootin’ fringe-dweller crap all over the symbols of our values??! I say NO! Rage Against the Machine stands for everything that Mama Grizzly and Marshmallow Gingrich do not: real grassroots activism.
Jan 302012
Last spring, if you were to do a quick Google search for phrases like, say, “Courageous & Cut,” “Bold Budget, Bold Body,” “Mo’ Money, Mo’ Muscle” or “Hardbody on the Hill,” you would be staring at about 7 billion pictures of Rep. Paul Ryan.
Hello? Is this thing on? Despite my many minutes of research, I have seen no evidence that Ron Paul – or any of his crazy offspring, for that matter – will be participating in this year’s Faith & Family Porn Show, CPAC! Paulbots, where is the outrage? Read more…
This week, while all of you wonkturds were undoubtedly distracted by the Hoedown Showdown between the Corporation and the Confederacy (spoiler alert: the Confederacy won), you may have missed this little gem on the airwaves. Gretchen Carlson, who plays the lady newz character on Morning Horror Show Fox & Friends, is outraged about this Newsweek article entitled “How Obama’s Long Game Will Outsmart His Critics.” Hmm, seems like an interesting topic for discussion, right? So that is probably why the article itself is never once referenced by any of the Fox talkers. What Carlson & Friends are really dying to screech about is the headline for the article on the magazine cover. Read more…
Oh sweet monkey nuts. What has been happening lately with politicians and science? Apparently “not listening to scientists” is the new “listening to scientists.” Continue reading…
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