2012
- Get Ready for Stupor Poosday!
- Santorum Warms Up for the Destruction of America by Bitch-Slapping The Netherlands
- ‘At the Moment of Our Union’s Most Perilous Time,’ Sarah Palin Puts Out a Campaign (?) Ad
- Life for Rick Santorum’s Baby Began at Birth, Apparently
- Mittbot Malfunctioning in Mitten-Shaped State
- Rontroversy: Why Isn’t Ron Paul Speaking at CPAC 2012?
- Romneybot Malfunctioning Again
- The GOP’s War with Iran: Propaganda, Drum-Beating…and Reality
- Herman Cain’s “Accuser”: Hero to Sex Clowns Everywhere!
- Gingrich and Cain to Square Off in Lonely, No-Holds-Barred Deathmatch Debate
- Breaking Newz from the Campaign Trail: Restaurant Workers Sometimes Consume Alcohol, “Hook Up”
- Some Guy Smokes On the Internet, Bob Schieffer’s Head Explodes
- This Just In: Gordon Gekko New G.O.P. Frontrunner!
- Deathgate 2012! Why the Problem Wasn’t Ron Paul’s Answer, It Was Wolf Blitzer’s Question
- Mitt Romney Revives Zombie Meme “Al Gore Invented the Internet”
- Get Ready for 9/11 Porn G.O.P. Sex Party Week!
- My Campaign Platform: GodDamnLiberal 2012
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